If I’m locked in the house alone all day…Do I have to wear underwear?
Ya know when your ground meat is not completely defrosted and you put in a pan on low heat….then keep flipping it over and scraping off the defrosted layer…….shouldn’t there be a word for that?
I made peppers and eggs sandwiches Friday night. I decided to use eight of my ten eggs and save the last two for an emergency. Now I cant think of an emergency that requires two eggs.
Why do I have 4 loaves of bread?
Someone should be delivering emergency ice cream.
Making dinner every single night really sucks.
Why do all the state news conferences come on at the same time?
I want Andrew Cuomo to be my Daddy.
Is it April yet?
Is it wrong to have a hot dog for breakfast?
Somebody really should do those dishes.
I got the acrylic nail polish off two fingers. I guess that’s good enough.
Should I Lysol the Lysol can?
My refrigerator is totally stocked up, but thinking about cheese puffs for lunch.