If I’m locked in the house alone all day…Do I have to wear underwear?


Ya know when your ground meat is not completely defrosted and you put in a pan on low heat….then keep flipping it over and scraping off the defrosted layer…….shouldn’t there be a word for that?


I made peppers and eggs sandwiches Friday night. I decided to use eight of my ten eggs and save the last two for an emergency. Now I cant think of an emergency that requires two eggs.


Why do I have 4 loaves of bread?


Someone should be delivering emergency ice cream.


Making dinner every single night really sucks.


Why do all the state news conferences come on at the same time?


I want Andrew Cuomo to be my Daddy.


Tequila helps.


Is it April yet?


Is it wrong to have a hot dog for breakfast?


Somebody really should do those dishes.


I got the acrylic nail polish off two fingers. I guess that’s good enough.


Should I Lysol the Lysol can?


My refrigerator is totally stocked up, but thinking about cheese puffs for lunch.


Stay Calm.

Stay home.

Stay Safe.

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